Knott in Botswana

I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 18.5 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 18.8 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 16.5 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
Today's weather on the Makgadikgadi: partly cloudy. http://t.co/U1g9Dk9J #
And I commit another act of treason. http://t.co/L465cedK #
Well done @orangebw for sending me an itemised bill [...]

Another fine morning in Botswana. Condensation thick on window (outside, we left the aircon on). http://t.co/iPaJVShZ #
I may be crucified for this but: RT @Kgo_C: today Batswana ladies are allowed to show off their stretch marks ka phutologo #Zebras #
My indifference to football is well known, but I may be tempted to watch #zebras in [...]

Yes, good morning, Mr Rotator Cuff, I know you're there, you don't have to remind me every time I move. #
This afternoon I bought biscuits, now I have to eat them all to prevent them falling into the ravening maws of the office vultures. #
Tomorrow's homework and newspapers will have few words exceeding 2 syllables: [...]

I like the stats: 10yrs operation, 50,000 per year, probability of failure 1:500,000, n=1. (FWIW I jumped in 1999, so more than 10yrs) #
Squeezed an extra 1km into the hour compared to Friday: it's coming back to me. http://t.co/ZDJw8sv7 #
Nans on the Run #wrongvowelfilms #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 18.0 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
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