Knott in Botswana

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-05

I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 18.5 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 18.8 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 16.5 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
Today's weather on the Makgadikgadi: partly cloudy. http://t.co/U1g9Dk9J #
And I commit another act of treason. http://t.co/L465cedK #
Well done @orangebw for sending me an itemised bill for our mobile internet: 1466 pages, itemised in byte size chunks…! #
Well done #Zebras good effort, Standard 1 complete, now work towards Form 1! They deserve a heroes' welcome. #
7am, bit chilly, had to put the heater on. http://t.co/H5aL7zFI #
For those of you that get sucked in by Daily Mail/Express click-bait: http://t.co/jHnAkUwu (requires Firefox, a much better browser) #
#BWsnow Maun 0/10 but 32degC made the afternoon distinctly uncomfortable. #
Use of dot.com – wouldn't that read dotdotcom? Why not dot-com or dotcom? http://t.co/rdcCKCa6 #

Another fine morning in Botswana. Condensation thick on window (outside, we left the aircon on). http://t.co/iPaJVShZ #
I may be crucified for this but: RT @Kgo_C: today Batswana ladies are allowed to show off their stretch marks ka phutologo #Zebras #
My indifference to football is well known, but I may be tempted to watch #zebras in #AFCON #
Another #win for #Nandos marketing: http://t.co/8xExknk8 #
Office kitchen provisioned by employer, ~8 staff. Regular bread: loaf gone in 6hrs. Wholegrain bread: 3 days and about 1/4 left. #
For those of you that get over-excited watching paint dry: http://t.co/E8QTHmUp #
"How many chickens will we have?" @SicaBW: "5 to start, later maybe 20" Me: "WHAT?" Her: "Was just estimating, will eat big ones, say 15" #
Stairway to First Floor: Children's Clothes and Customer Service #mundanemetal #
This is rather interesting: http://t.co/5RedJqcu – a reality check on sustainable energy. Sound science, engineering and no spin. #
My current procrastination project: looking for a to-do-list manager… #
Deadliest Catch, Ice Road Truckers, Ultimate Survival, Ax Men, Extreme Engineering, Cake Boss #
This article has one of the best images I've seen on Wikpedia: 1885 X-Games http://t.co/ZIIc8qxX #

Yes, good morning, Mr Rotator Cuff, I know you're there, you don't have to remind me every time I move. #
This afternoon I bought biscuits, now I have to eat them all to prevent them falling into the ravening maws of the office vultures. #
Tomorrow's homework and newspapers will have few words exceeding 2 syllables: http://t.co/f57B5Cuk #
Nice one from/via @sciencebase: disable javascript and Wikipedia works just fine. #
Yay, Tonka-tastic: http://t.co/cO2XyBOp #
Hateful. I no longer click-through on Guardian links from FB! RT @gregeden: Untitled http://t.co/mS5cEE9X #
Hello, @SicaBW, how are you? http://t.co/qALUu5hN #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 14.7 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 16.6 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 17.3 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
So, a 50% increase in speed only causes a 25% increase in fuel used. Can only guess that I brake/accelerate more when driving at night. #
How does 1hr analysis of an SUV rolling over then hitting & not killing a pedestrian relate to the goals of the National Geographic Society? #

I like the stats: 10yrs operation, 50,000 per year, probability of failure 1:500,000, n=1. (FWIW I jumped in 1999, so more than 10yrs) #
Squeezed an extra 1km into the hour compared to Friday: it's coming back to me. http://t.co/ZDJw8sv7 #
Nans on the Run #wrongvowelfilms #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 18.0 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 18.9 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 18.6 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 17.3 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
I fueled-up my Land Rover Range Rover, 17.8 L/100km. http://t.co/2pEes02g #
17quid for Season 1 of a TV series broadcast in 2009? No wonder torrents remain popular. #
<wanders off looking vaguely in the direction of Sherlock: 2 seasons for the same price> #